Conversation with the Lord A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, ‘Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.’……The Lord led the holy man to two doors.…He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.…In the middle of the room was […]

If I asked the non-Christian people you see everyday if they thought your attitude was different to everyone else's what would they say? Would they say you are similar or radically different? God wants us to be different. Do everything readily and cheerfully-no bickering, no second-guessing allowed! …Go out into the world uncorrupted, a breath […]

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.…This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in […]

THE BRICK……A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag’s […]

My Check-up at the Lords clinic I went to the Lord's clinic to have my routine check-up, I found that I was ill. Jesus took my blood pressure and found that I was low on tenderness When he read my temperature, the thermometer showed 40 deg. of anxiety He did a electrocardiogram of my heart […]

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Over protective kids will not learn about life and appreciation……A young academically excellent person went to apply for a managerial position in a big company.……He passed the first interview, the director did the last interview, made the last decision.……The director discovered from the CV that the youth’s academic achievements were excellent all the way, from […]