The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.…This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in […]

THE BRICK……A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag’s […]

My Check-up at the Lords clinic I went to the Lord's clinic to have my routine check-up, I found that I was ill. Jesus took my blood pressure and found that I was low on tenderness When he read my temperature, the thermometer showed 40 deg. of anxiety He did a electrocardiogram of my heart […]

God is never wrong A king who did not believe in the goodness of God, had a slave who, in all circumstances, said: My king, do not be discouraged, because everything God does is perfect, He does not make mistakes! … One day they went hunting and along the way a wild animal attacked the […]

The prayer that shocked the world When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities, but this is what they heard: “Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word […]

This is amazing PLEASE DO NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU HAVE READ THE CAPTION AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS PHOTO! … A woman and her mother was travelling on the road between Origstad and Lydenberg in South Africa , It was dark and they were travelling at a speed of 120 km/h , she tried […]

When you feel like GOD can’t use you just remember …Noah was a drunk …Abraham was too old …Isaac was a daydreamer …Jacob was a liar …Leah was ugly …Joseph was abused …Moses had a stuttering problem …Gideon was afraid …Samson had long hair and was a womanizer …Rahab was a prostitute …Jeremiah and Timothy […]