12th December 2016

An Atheist Professor

Atheist ProfessorAn Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his class on the Problem that Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New ChristianStudents to stand and the Professor asked himYou are a Christian, aren’t you, son?

Student      Yes, sir.

Professor   So, you believe in GOD?

Student      Absolutely, sir.

Professor   Is GOD Good ?

Student      Absolutely sir.

Professor   Is GOD ALL – POWERFUL?

Student      Yes sir.

Professor   My Brother died of Cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this then a good GOD ?Tell me?

(Student was silent)

Professor   You can’t answer that, can you? Let me ask you again, Young man. Is GOD Good?

Student    Yes.

Professor   Is Satan good?

Student   No.

Professor   Where does Satan come from?

Student   From . . . GOD. . .

Professor   That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?

Student   Yes.

Professor   Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And GOD did make everything is that correct?

Student   Yes.

Professor   So who created evil?

(Student did not answer)

Professor   You agree that there are terrible things that exist in this world like Sickness? Immorality?Hatred?Ugliness?

Student   Yes, sir.

Professor   So, who Created them?

(Student had no answer)

Professor   Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son Have you ever Seen GOD?

Student   No, sir.

Professor   Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student   No, sir.

Professor   Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?

Student   No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor   Yet you still believe in HIM?

Student   Yes sir.

Professor   According to empirical, testable, verifiablerotocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student   Nothingsir . I only have my Faith.

Professor   Yes,Faith. And that is the Problem cience has.

The Student   then said Professorcan I ask you a few questions?

Professor Certainly go ahead

Student   Is there such a thing as heat?

Professor   Yes.

Student   And is there such a thing as Cold?

Professor   Yes.

Student   No, sir you are wrong, there isn’t.

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)

Student   Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat.

But we don’t have anything called Cold.

We can turn the temperature down to 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as Cold. Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat. We cannot Measure Cold. Heat is Energy.

Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre)

Student   What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?

Professor   Yes. What shall we call night if there isn’t darkness?

Student   You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of Something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, or Flashing Light .But if you constantly have o Light, you have nothing so we call it darkness, don’t we? In reality, darkness doesn’t exist. If it did, then you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?


Professor   So what is the point you are making, Young Man?

StudentSir, my point is your hilosophical remise is flawed

Professor   Flawed? Can you explain that?

Student   Sir, you are working on the Premise of duality.You argue that there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seeneither, much less fully understand them. To view Death as the opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing(important, real, or meaningful).Death is ot the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it.

Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a monkey?


Professor   If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.

Student   Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a mile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going)

Student   Since no one has ever observed the rocess of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this rocess is an on-going effort, are you not teaching your opinion, sir?

Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class was in Uproar)

Student      Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The Class broke out into Laughter)

Student   Is there anyone here, who has ever heard the Professor’s rain, felt it, touched or melt it? . .

No one appears to have done so.

So, according to the Established Rules of empirical, table, verifiablerotocol, cience then says that you have o rain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face expressionless)

The Professor then replied….I guess,son that you’ll have to take them on faith.

Student   That is it sir . . . Exactly! The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.


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